Saturn's Flea Collar - Aches And Pains lyrics

Saturn's Flea Collar Monosyllabic Aches And Pains I'd better stick my hand up and tell you How I feel 'cuz the feelings I have are so damned real For someone so phoney glad handing dandy Hey there kid do ya wanna piece o'candy? I'm a christmas cookie on a baking sheet and I'm forged in the Fire of what other people think abd I dont know nothin' Except what I was told, too damned scared to break the f**in' mold Oh life is hard, love is cheap I whine about my problems 7 days a week It's a full-time job making sure you're perfect and I'd Probably die if it wasn't so worth it, I've got aches + Pains and no place to go with it maintaining my face And I'm so damned stoic it's hard to be humble when You've got all the answers Would you like a side of fries or a pie with your whopper? I'm a flame-boiled burger in a styrofoam package Littering the side of the road by the wreckage Of a head-on collision with our conflicting desires You're splattered like a critter under my tires Life is hard, love is cheap, blah blah blah... You know I gotta lotta aches and pains