Saturday Night Live - Season 1 Episode 1: Bee Hospital lyrics

[ open on "Bee Hospital" title card, over organ-flavored soap opera music ] Announcer: and now we return to "Bee Hospital." [ dissolve to Bee Hospital waiting room, as prospective bee dads pace around one another ] [ Nurse #1 enters carrying baby bee ] Nurse #1: Mr. Bee! Mr. Bee #1: Yes? Nurse #1: Congratulations! It's a drone! Mr. Bee #1: It's a drone! It's a drone! [ the other Bees congratulate him accordingly, as Mr. Bee #1 follows Nurse #1 out of the scene ] [ the pacing continues, as Nurse #2 enters carrying baby ] Nurse #2: Mr. Bee? Mr. Bee #2: Yes? Nurse #2: Congratulations! It's a drone! Mr. Bee #2: It's a drone! It's a drone! [ the other Bees congratulate him accordingly, as Mr. Bee #2 follows Nurse #2 out of the scene ] [ the pacing continues, as Nurse #3 enters carrying baby ] Nurse #3: Mr. Bee? Mr. Bee #3: Yes? Nurse #3: Congratulations! It's a worker! Mr. Bee #3: [ on the verge of disappointment ] It's a worker? Other Bees: Hey, it's a worker. It's a worker. Mr. Bee #3: [ happily ] Awwww, it's a worker! [ dissolve to title card ] Announcer: Thus, concludes this week's chapter of "Bee Hospital." And, now, a scene from next week's episode of "Bee Hospital." [ dissolve back to the Bee Hospital waiting room, as the prospective bee dads continue to pace around one another ] [ Nurse #1 enters carrying baby bee ] Nurse #1: Mr. Bee? Me. Bee #4: Yes? Nurse #1: Congratulations, Mr. Bee, it's a queen! [ the full group of Bees cheer triumphantly ] [ dissolve back to title card ] [ fade ]