Saturday Night Live - (Do It On My) Twin Bed lyrics

[Verse 1: Kate McKinnon & Nasim Pedrad, Vanessa Bayer] Back in town, visiting my mom and dad But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad Say "what's up" to my cousins, say "what's up" to my neighbors Then take my man to my childhood bedroom This is my old christening dress And here's my stack of X-Files on VHS Now we're gonna freak (freak) in my monkey sheets (sheets) That I've had since I was a kid [Chorus 1: All Women] Let's do it in my twin bed (twin bed) Not gonna like it (like it) But it's the only option (option) Where we can get it popping (popping) Let's do it in my twin bed (twin bed) Probably fall off it (off it) But let's get wild (wild) In a bed for a child (child) [Verse 2: Cecily Strong & Aidy Bryant] If you want an old cat to watch you bone You're gonna wanna get down in my parents' home It's lick its body (body) while you lick my body (body) Then it'll throw up on your bags Come on, s**y boy, gotta do this quick While my folks are at the pharmacy, my mom is sick She's got a cough (cough), she got it from Jean (Jean) And now it's a whole thing with Jean [Noël Wells & Beck Bennett] I'm glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted Now keep it down cause he's a sleep on my trundle bed Hey, don't mind me (me), we're family ('ly) Did you hear Aunt Ruth is dead? (Sad) [Chorus 2: All Women] Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed) Even though Aunt Ruth's dead (Ruth's dead) Wish we had more room (more room) But Grandma got the guest room (guest room) But we'll still get nasty (nasty) Up against my trophies (trophies) You're a certified hottie (hottie) Just like JTT [Bridge: Jimmy Fallon] Girl, you know I love you, but let's be clear I'm having lots of trouble getting horny here I wanna get down and do my thing But your childhood bed has antique springs And I guess your mom don't know how to knock Keep my foot on the door cause it doesn't lock Can't fully undress case your parents come through Just shirt, no pants like Winnie the Pooh And why am I even trying to get laid Under a photo of you from seventh grade? [Breakdown (Spoken): Aidy Bryant] Let's take it back now, y'all [Chorus 3: All Women] So we'll do it in my twin bed (twin bed) Not gonna like it (like it) But you can't be picky (picky) When you're staying with your family (family) [Outro (Spoken): Jimmy Fallon] Having s** in a tiny twin bed y'all [Kate McKinnon] Happy holidays [Aidy Bryant] We out