Saturday Night Live - Beef (SNL) lyrics

Hey guys, (Sup Drake) I was having just a little problem with the TV I was wondering if you knew how to fix it, Yeah you get the remote and press on! What you guys don't have TV's in Canada Yeah we have TV's in Canada Yo f** you Pete, you made a fool outta me I used to trust you dog, now you embarra**ing me, and you skinny as hell, and you make me mad You think you funny huh, well you ain't Josh Gad And ya tattoos s**, you the guy no one likes, we used to be best friends, now we foes for life Wa**up, Leslie, (huh?) I was just saying “Whats up, Leslie? I'm Sorry, I was just distracted check you later Oh you icing me b**h? What did I do to you, You used to be my best friend, now I never trust you Is it the stuff that I said, cause if not then thats wack, Most people I know, woulda said Hi Back Damn Hey, Anybody using this chair? Actually I was you b**h, it was for my hat, But you took it from me now we never going back, Now I can never trust you, cause you were rude to my hat If Josh Gad was here, he woulda made me laugh Damn Hi there I actually wasn't done I said I wasn't done you little f**in ice cream, I had like ten sips left, you just so damn mean, Now I got no friends, I got no water, and I lost my hat damn Hows it going? I feel like its going great man You're doing a good job Good job thats it, I'm doing great you b**h, Say that again to my face, now you can s** my dick Drake everything going okay? Yeah everyones so nice here