Saturday Night Live - Back Home Baller lyrics

[Intro] Your girls are back Kate Cecily Sasheer Vanessa Leslie Cameron AND your Lil' Baby Aidy We're home for thanksgiving yall And our parents are real happy to see us So they're gonna treat us like queens This may be their house But for the next four days We 'bout to run this b**h [Verse 1: Kate, Sasheer] Walk in the door hand my bag to the valet In case your wondering it's my daddy Head straight to the fridge like a boss, yo Hell Yeah! My mom went to Costco It ain't my house, but I'll tear it up Get a plate real dirty won't clean it up Then I roll up to the washer, laundry game on lock Gonna do a whole load for just one sock [Chorus 1: All] Cause I'm a back home baller If I want something I just holler I do what I want, and I get what I want Cause my parents miss their daughter [Verse 2: Aidy, Cameron, Cecily] This whole damn house is a shrine to me Cause everybody here is obsessed with me My second grade drawings are framed like Pica**os If I say, "Mom, tacos!" My mom will make tacos We always see a movie but it can't be awkard So we settled on Penguins of Madagascar And as a nice gesture I bought all the tickets Psych not a chance my dad freaking did it When my mom needs help, I pretend to be napping Even though I can hear all that is happening It sounds like she really needs help in the kitchen But if she thinks I'm moving then that b**h be trippin' [Chorus 2: All] I'm a back home baller And Grandma says I look taller They wait on me, Like I'm sickly That's the life of a back home baller [Verse 3: Aidy, Jean, Vanessa, Kate] Taking out the trash all my neighbors spot me They swarm around me like my own paparazi Talking and Stalking, They can't get enough of me Wondering, Questioning What's going on with me? So, what's going on with you? Uhh, the same Okay Jean, byyye Once everyones in bed, I go insane Heroine, Marijuana, Crack-Cocaine Are not what I want, I want cheese on chips And to put on some very old Crest White Strips Getting free wifi like a dope a** hoe The pa**word starts with seventeen 0s Then b45ltng Then capital X Then 333 Then 1458tdq And 314 and w [Bridge: Leslie] Hold up! Yall don't even know pimpin' it is at my mom's house That b**h puts out so many bowls of things for me IT'S INSANE! I'm up to my a** in Bowls, Bowls, all types of bowls Chips and Mints and Seashell bowls My mom's got bowls for e'rythig Potpourri and nuts and e'rything A bowl on the toilet, a bowl on the shelf A bowl of M&Ms, I can help myself She puts out these bowls for me And any bowl I like, I get for free [Chorus 3: All] Cause I'm a back home baller In pajamas that cost 10 dollars Tell my mother that I love her more than any freaking other That's the life of a back home baller [Outro: Cameron, Kate, Aidy] Damn straight, yall Love you mom and dad, we out See you in a month for Christmas, we doing this all again