After the alcohol and the anniversary You'll still be happier with a memory And all of the taxicabs that were fit to drive Pointed in a line and never did arrive How many episodes will you put us through Before you realize there's better things to do? How many autographs can anybody sign Before the people get tired Of standing in line? And I gotta let you know I gotta let you know I gotta let you know That we can't work it out I gotta let you know I gotta let you know I gotta let you know That we can't work it out That we can't be helped now You and me can't work it out You drove down the Brooklyn Bridge In your expensive car You lost all your magic when You left it at the bar How many accidents can a single person have Before they can't go back?