[Intro: d**h The Kid] d**h The Kid! SativaHigh Beats [Hook x4: d**h The Kid] What's up? Can you guess who's next up? d**h the f**in' Kid, not about to rest up I just want love like mustard and ketchup I want them big titties like Quincy Jessep [Verse 1: d**h The Kid] Now, we ain't famous, Lord believe us We ain't plastic like Ca**andra Drivas We do get drastic and mean to Jesus White punk on dope, the suburbs'll breed us These crackers need us on full throttle I'm lovin' my life like Robby Sockol I'm not about to say "Go and get the weapon!" But all my girls say I get to steppin' [Hook x2: d**h The Kid] [Verse 2: d**h The Kid] See me with the crew and you know I'm 'bout to bang now See me with my boys and you know I'm with the gang now See me with the goddesses, you know they want to smoke now See the color of my skin, I'm givin' crackers hope now Gettin' brained up cause you know I like to read books Gettin' so much a** you can go and call me E. Hook Smokin' so much weed cause you know I'm with Kevin Shin Gettin' so high that we pa**in' out at 7:10 She and she and him, call that a menage-a-trois Watch me bust a nut, go "Splat!" in your daddy's car Going, going, gone, smokin' on that Mr. Gangi Talkin' 'bout my friends goin' to help me win a Grammy Probably f**in' not, they'll probably be like "Danny Please f**in' stop, you are not understanding We are scared to talk, we are f**in' panzies" I will tell the cops "f** you! Unhand me!" [Hook x4: d**h The Kid] [Outro: d**h The Kid] I really hope I did not offend anybody and for that, I sincerely apologize d**h The Kid! d**h The Kid!