Satanic Surfers - Dickweed lyrics

You think you're alone, you're the only one who's got those problems with yourself, cause you don't know anyone else, who's ever masturbated twice a day. You think you're insane, because you think the thoughts you think every time you see a girl, you close your eyes and then you dream away. But let me tell you, it's good and it's ok, to masturbate everyday.