Japanese Squeeze I love I love my Japanese squeeze I met her in Waikiki It was Halloween When I asked her to the dance She said she loves to polka I say polka how provocative I love I love my Japanese squeeze So we went to the dance She's in her polka dots I'm in my puka (with holes) pants And were polkaing allright And the DJ say Shake ya booty in the polka pit yeah You're the best polka partner I've ever had I love I love my Japanese squeeze So we went to the beach Our toes were minglin and bodies tinglin I realize our love was divine And I ask her to be mine I love I love my Japanese squeeze So we surf all day Polka all night Everything is allright With me and my Japanese squeeze Please