Sarah Slean - Angel lyrics

I bought my angel on the Fourth of July I didn't plan it, it just happened that way I guess faith stepped in in the end 'Cause I needed him then When I bought him they said, Are you sure? No refunds, returns or exchanges because Once he's yours, he's yours for good Now, you behave like an angel should 'Cause I saw it on TV They were selling pieces of heaven And I thought, Hey, what about me? When am I considered... ooh I chained my angel to the eaves trough It was November and I think I pissed him off He's mad but I don't care You're my Angel, so there I figure it's only about sixty more years So come on Angel, stop all the tears Come sing me a song or two Whatever it is you Angels do 'Cause I saw it on TV They were selling pieces of heaven And I thought, Hey what about me? When can I make reservations.. ooh My pet angel's got a long lost friend He says he's coming back when the world ends When us humans have lost our touch... God never liked people that much 'Cause he saw it on TV They were selling pieces of heaven And he thought, Well, how can this be? What in the Hell are they thinking?