Sarah Silverman - That's What I Do (skit) lyrics

I just tried to be like the others But I pooped instead I tried to join in with my brothers But I pooped instead And I wish it never happened That's what I wish And I also wish so many things I wish every child had a mother That's what I wish I wish we could love one and other If I had one wish I wish all the nations belonged to one god And I wish our religion was love And I wish the retarded would resmarted That's what I wish That's what I wish