Sarah Silverman - I Can Write A Show lyrics

Here I go again with my big mouth Spouting off like I got something going I wrote a show and it's playing tonight? I'm so full of sh** man, what was I thinking? I got to write a show And how am I gonna do a show When I don't even have a show To wri-e-ite I never wrote a show But if I ever wrote a show I bet that all of them would know And think and fight You know what? f** them I could write a show ... I could write a show ... I'll just ... I'll just do it I'll write a show All it takes is elbow grease And I could write a show I'll write a show tonight I hope I do it right I could take this mixed up world And put it in a show I'll write a show alright And have it by tonight All I need is a theater space And a bag of weed And a star... A star! Great, Good Job, Sarah I'm writing a whole show for tonight And I don't even have a star Who's going to be my star? She's gotta be pretty And she's gotta be smart She's gotta be funny And she's gotta be hot She's got to have a perfect smile Just like me I just need a star But who could it be? (Julia Roberts?) Mmm. Nah (Nicole Kidman?) Are you kidding man? (Sandra Bullock?) Sandra Boo-luck (in a mocking voice) She's gotta be the kind of girl Who just blows your mind She ought to be better Than those three twats combined She's got to have the thing That you just can't def-i-yee-ine. Woo! (whisper) Me. It's me You're beautiful No. Not like this Alright, I'll do it I got what it takes Got what it needs Got what a show needs I outshow 'em all Little old me I'm what the world needs Hear the train coming It's coming for me I'm going to Star Town Hear the train coming It's coming for me I'm going to be star now