{Calvin and Hobbs / Intro} [Calvin] Hobbs, old buddy, I hear the call It's time for us to play a game of Calvin Ball [Hobbs] Calvin Ball! [Calvin] Ya, Hobbs, it's the game of the day Where we make up our own rules, and then we play Rule #1, you can only be characters from a movie [Hobbs] ...or a comic strip [Calvin] Or a comic strip, but after that just movies [Hobbs] ...or a TV show [Calvin] Or a TV show, but that's where I draw the line [Hobbs] Rule 2: take your favorite scene and then you make it rhyme [Calvin] Rule 3: When the scene is run, move on to another one [Hobbs] A musical medley we put together just to get it done [Susie] This game sounds fun. Can I do a famous moment from history? [Calvin] Get out of here, Susie! That's a terrible idea! [Hobbs] I think that is such a great idea Susie... [Calvin] That's not something anybody wants to see! So let's get the etiquette evident now that I said it I'll bet you will have to agree [Hobbs] What is bout to happen here has never happened a rapping theatrical movie medley [Calvin] We're doing it all in one take [Hobbs] There's so much at stake [Calvin] There'll be some mistakes, we'll see [Susie] We'll be in the building, we bout to be k**ing it We gotta give them all our energy {Alice in Wonderland}