Santino Fontana - I Could If I Wanted To lyrics

[Greg Serrano] Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, an A. What's an A? It's just a letter on a page meant to distract us from the pain But it's not like any A can make a difference in the day Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an A But who cares about an A? I don't I don't care Although, I coulda made that grade If I did care. But I don't But I could if I wanted to Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, look at this guy In the red-and-blue-striped tie Makin' millions 'til he dies Sellin' bonds and stocks to other guys in ties Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties I'd rather die, which I will, eventually, of course But in the meantime, I could make millions Sellin' stocks and bonds and ties if I tried But I don't But I could. But I don't But I could if I wanted to, yeah Yeah, I could if I wanted to. Who cares? Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, a happy dad With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap And his T-ball shirt and dumba** son Throwin' a ball, like it's so important to know how to throw a ball Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! Who cares about throwin' a ball or havin' a kid? It'll get ya nowhere in life Not like gettin' anywhere matters Although I guess it does if you care Which I don't! But I could! But I don't! But I could if I wanted to, yeah! Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo if I wanted to! This song s**s! I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah! Yeah, I could if I wanted to! [Greg, spoken] I could do that if I wanted to [Woman, spoken] You're an idiot