SansTheDestroyer - SSJGOD Rap God parody lyrics

[Goku] I'm beginning to feel like a Saiyan God, Saiyan God All my people coming for the dragon balls,dragon balls Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I fight like a king, so call me Fight-king [Goku] But for me to fight like a warrior, it must be in my genes I got a senzu bean in my back pocket My opponent'll go off when I show em my power Got a power knot from that fight profit Made a livin' and a k**in' off it (literally) Ever since King Furry was still in office With The World feelin' on his, nutsack I'm an Saiyan still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Transformations, sk**-a-holic (k** 'em all with) This flippity dippity-hippity martial arts You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this fighty-fight, packin' a punch in the back of the hovercar Backpack fight crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack And at the exact same time I attempt these spiritual acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that I'll still be able to break a motherf**in' table Over the back of a couple of f*ggots, and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to GT after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs Feel my wrath of attack Enemies are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad It's actually disastrously bad for the wack While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece [Vegeta] I'm beginning to feel like a Saiyan God, Saiyan God All my people coming for the dragon balls,dragon balls Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this sh** ain't that hard, that hard Everybody want the key and the secret To saiyan immortality like I have got [Vegito] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's Simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a nuisance Hit the Earth like an asteroid Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!) Enemies get taken to school with this power ‘Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bust a fool" Now I lead a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Gine Bardock, King Vegeta, Earth, Planet Vegeta, hey, Chi-Chi, Bulma Bulla, gohan, goten, they got me Inspired enough to one day grow up Blow up and be in a position To meet King Kai and induct them Into the mothaf**in' Saiyan Hall of Fame Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the hall of fame On the wall of (power) You f*gs think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames Off a plank and, tell me what in the f** are you thinkin'? Little gay-looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, looking boy You're witnessing a ma**acre, like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy "Oy vey, that boy's gay!", that's all they say, looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the back And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy Hey, looking boy! What you say, looking boy? I get a "hell yeah" from King Yemma, looking boy I'ma work for everything I have, never ask nobody for sh** Get outta my face, looking boy! Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable Of keeping up with the same pace, looking boy [Gogeta] I'm beginning to feel like a Saiyan God, Saiyan God All my people coming for the dragon balls,dragon balls The way I'm racing around the track Call me NASCAR, NASCAR Bardock of the trailer park, the Oringinal Saiyan God Kneel before Lord Gogeta This planet's Krypton – no, Asgard, Asgard [Goten] So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off, then I'm reloadin' Immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be woken; I'm the walking dead But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floatin' But I got your mom deep-throatin' I'm out my Ramen Noodle We have nothin' in common, poodle I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm And pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least once in a while So I wanna make sure, somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes To maybe try to help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines Just in case, ‘cause even you unsigned Fighters are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where once I Was king of the underground But I still fight like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the race of mine You get too big and here they come tryin' To censor you, like that one line I said on "There aren't many toys you don't have if your family is the richest in the world" from when I met my father See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from Age 767, though And I don't know what the f** that you fight for You're pointless as Rapunzel with f**in' cornrows You write normal? f** being normal! And I just bought a new raygun from the future Just to come and shoot ya Like when Cell made Gohan mad ‘Cause Cell k**ed 16 Crushin' his head Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel So Gohan went straight to Cell The very next day, "Hey Cell, I'ma k** you!" Punches comin' at you at supersonic speed (SSJ) Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma You a**umin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber So that anything you do is ricocheting off of me And it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a mothaf**in' foe a feelin' like it's levitating Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating ‘Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I 'm the son of god, you the son of a b**h "Oh, he's too mainstream." Well, that's what they do when they get jealous They confuse it; "It's not karate, it's Krav Maga" ‘Cause I found a hella way to fuse it With power, shock punch with Trunks Throw on "Gotenks" and make 'em lose it "I don't know how to make fusions like that I don't know what people to use." Let me know when it occurs to you While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many enemies I gotta murder to Prove that if you were half as nice Your power you could sacrifice virgins to? Ungh, school flunky, pill junkie But look at the accolades these sk**s brung me Full of myself, but still hungry I bully myself, ‘cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you Ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue-in-cheek, f** you! I'm drunk – so Satan, take the f**in' wheel! I'm asleep in the front seat Bumpin' Steven and the Stevens, still "Big Fat Zuchinni" But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Gods fight with Saiyans, and here's what they want from me They're asking me to eliminate some of the hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have Then you may be a little patient And more sympathetic to the situation And understand the discrimination But f** it, life's handin' you lemons, make lemonade then! But if I can't batter the enemy How the f** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?! Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake If you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a broad And make him fall on his face and Don't be a retard; be a king? Think not Why be a king when you can be a god?