Walter the war hero he's there from opening till time, time, time There's Mary the housewife who's slumped at the bar drinkin' wine, wine, wine They get Kylie on a wednesday, the Stones on a friday, bob to the Beatles on a saturday night He's Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday, does Beegees on a thursday as high as a kite And they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' roll And they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul Skyvers with fivers shine up their shoes for the show, show, show and they all sing along to the songs till it's time please to go, go, go They get Kylie on a wednesday, the Stones on a friday, bob to the Beatles on a saturday night He's Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday, does Elton on a thursday if you lend him your tights And they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' roll And they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul They're karaoke kings for the evening, it's their only real shining time, and if you ever stop believin', and the real world gets you down Go see the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' roll Yeah they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul Yeah they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' roll Yeah they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul