All my friends wanna f** my friends But their friends don't know i exist All my friends over thirty are all divorced Almost makes me never wanna get married But i don't know I'm so good at beating myself up I'm so good at beating myself I have a crush on every girl But i'm not sure how to commit to just one And i don't know what's going on with me With all my goddamn insecurity And why does nothing new seem new to me? And why can't i sing f**ing beautifully?