Here, come inside this merry tent And ask for pleasure on money spent You get everything painfully nice Though mere watching costs twice Hear those screams behind the cloth There's a birth of a new person close Brake through to a blissful life Welcome! Enjoy some ferocious night We serve salt for wounds to pulse We offer blinding pain... no nurse We give you pleasure beyond belief We make you a better man to be Don't you want to love your life To feel the bliss instead of a knife? Want to see the greatness of a day Enjoy music not havoc and dismay? Here, come inside this merry tent And ask for pleasure on money spent You get everything painfully nice It's guaranteed! No rolling of dice