Sammy J - Fingering lyrics

Well, Jim fingered Jenny, and Paul fingered Penny And Phil fingered Anne and Melissa And John fingered Tess, and then John fingered Jess Although he still refuses to kiss her And Rachel got fingered by Robbie Behind the maintenance shed But then she told Chels who told everyone else And now she's being fingered instead Well, Scott fingered Sandy and Mike fingered Mandy And Joe fingered Jill we suspected Rick fingered Anita and Claire fingered Peter It wasn't quite what was expected And Sally got fingered by Simon When she fell asleep on the bus And when she came to, Simon said he came, too And nobody got it but us Well, Bob fingered Betty and Bill fingered Becky She told us that he tried to fist her And George fingered Jen, and what about Ken? Well, I heard that he fingered his sister And Catherine got fingered by Cameron Whose hands he refuses to rinse And Sue's on the shelf so she fingered herself And she's been a lot happier since Well, Chris fingered Chloe and Ray fingered Kate At the party where Ben fingered Bridget He told me outside he was unsatisfied Because she limited him to one digit And Lisa got fingered by Lucas But she dumped him and went off with Jack She he fingered her friend until Lisa began to feel jealous and lingered Waiting to be fingered until Lucas wanted her back Ron fingered Jacinta the long-distance sprinter He blinked for a second and lost her And so many boys have been fingering Josephine She had to set up a roster And Carla got fingered by Kieran As she was plaiting her hair And when Lee fingered Liesel, he stuck up a Cheesel And some people say it's still there Well, Rob fingered Lily and and Matt fingered Milly And Ken fingered Kim and got stuck And Mark fingered Mary, but that's not as scary As Gypsy, who fingered a duck And Alice got fingered by Andrew Standing in line at Big Ben But poor little Ingrid, she didn't get fingered Until she had got to Year Ten