Sammy J - Doctor lyrics

"Take off your pants," said the doctor I said "Why?" He said, "I want to check something out." I said, "But I came here with a migraine." He said, "Migraines can start in your bum." So I took off my pants And he told me to dance And I danced for an hour or so And he filmed the whole thing on his mobile phone And uploaded the footage to YouTube And after a week it had five million hits And the footage got shown on TV And I couldn't go out Because people would shout And say, "Hey, monkey boy! Dance for me!" So I called the doctor and said, "Doctor, what were you thinking? And why did you do that to me? You've shown my body to all of Australia Everyone's laughing at my genitalia I'm angry and hurt and I just can't go on." He said, "Ah, but your headache is gone."