Sammy Hagar - Sympathy For The Human lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants I'm here before you to stand behind you To tell you something I know nothing about Next Thursday, which is Good Friday There's a women's meeting for men only Free admission, pay at the door Pull up a chair and sit on the floor, yeah It's a long crawl back to the garden So get me off my hands and knees 'Cause the church keeps spittin' me out Now we all know where they're comin' from We just don't know where they're goin' I am a Christian, I am Buddha Hari Krishna, I am a Jew I am Satan, have Zen within me I have Jesus, I am human We got the same guy every time In a brand new clever disguise So before you go and make up your mind If Christ came knocking on your door Dressed up like the devil, would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? Would ya let him in? Yeah (Ooh, ooh) (Ooh, ooh) (Ooh, ooh) (Ooh, ooh) I hope this ain't the wrong direction 'Cause it all feels exactly the same And it's gonna get me where I'm going So enjoy the ride and don't get hooked They're all the same temptations I am a Christian, I am Buddha I'm Hari Krishna, I am a Jew I am Satan, have Zen within me I have Jesus, I am human I am a Hindu, I am Sheikh I am a m**m, I'm an Atheist I have Satan, I am a Christian I am Buddha, I am human, human I am human (Ooh, ooh) (Ooh, ooh) (Ooh, ooh) (Ooh, ooh) I am human, human, human, human "Say man, can I get ya somethin'?" "Yeah, man you doin' alright?" "Yeah right here man, help me out." "You know, there's a lot of people who's talkin' 'bout a lot of things they don't know what they're talkin' 'bout." "Yeah, I hear ya." "I mean, it'll be alright. Don't worry 'bout it."