[TERRY] Beer and whiskey Whiskey and beer Makes your head start aching Makes your eyes unclear Makes you waste your money Turns you blind and dumb [JOE] Gimme some [TERRY] Strong tobacco Cigarette smoke Such a dirty habit Makes you damn near choke [JOE] Fills your lungs with poison Makes your brain go numb [TERRY] Gimme some [JOE] Will you ever get smart? [TERRY] I doubt it Tell me something's bad and I can't live without it [JOE] Pretty women Blue-eyed or brown How they drive you crazy How they drag you down Soon they're fat and happy You're a worn out bum Gimme some Gimme some Will I ever get smart? I doubt it Tell me something's bad and I can't live without it [TERRY] Say I'm foolish Tell me I'm strange Sure, but I'm still having Too much fun to change [JOE] Guess you'll go on saying 'Til your time has come [TERRY] Gimme some [JOE] Gimme some [TERRY & JOE] Gimme some [JOE, spoken] You're too old to smoke. Gimme that cigarrette