Drew a mustache on your picture Threw your ring away I'd a wrote you a letter But I couldn't spell !!*@! And that's all I got to say, that's all I got to say When I found out you'd been untrue Not a minute did I delay, I'd a wrote you a letter But I couldn't spell !!*@! and that's all I got to say But I couldn't spell !!*@! and that's all I got to say That's all I got to say I'm gonna do everything I can To get even with you I started today When I wrote your name down In thirty four telephone booths I burned the tie you gimme Never dug it anyway, I'd a wrote you a letter But I couldn't spell !!*@! And that's all I got to say, that's all I got to say