Oww Let me get up on the doctored up thunder ticket I'm rollin' down the turnpike For a night of Boston's town, yeah I didn't please the boy's in blue By the way I carried on I'm goin' to San Francisco My reputation's been saved, yeah When Boston censored me I knew I'd made the grade 'Cause I've been banned in Boston, baby Yeah, you know how bad it can be (Banned in Boston) Yeah, well, I'm weird and bearded, baby Wild and woolly, can't ya see? (Banned in Boston) Yeah, yeah I've had 20 different landlords In 20 different weeks, yeah I'm proud to say that my best friends Are Boston's biggest freaks All the girls deep comin' around They hear I'm so far out, yeah Hangin' 'round and whisperin' "Sammy, what's this all about?" Well, I've been banned in Boston, baby Yeah, you know how bad it can be (Banned in Boston) Yeah, well, I'm weird and bearded, baby Wild and woolly, can't ya see? (Banned in Boston) C'mon baby, get on with me Grrr, oh, oh Your father, your mother, your brother don't like me Your sister thinks I'm kinda cool, yeah The only way I'll play your game Is by breakin' one or two of your rules I'm a literary genus As you can plainly see, yeah I wrote you simple lyrics sayin' "Ain't you proud of me?" Well, I've been banned in Boston, baby Yeah, you know how bad it can be (Banned in Boston) Yeah, well, I'm weird and bearded, baby Wild and woolly, can't ya see? (Banned in Boston) C'mon baby, get on Don't forget the frame bucket Now, ready to go? Rrr, oww San Francisco, here we come