[Verse 1] My funny valentine Sweet comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet your my favourite work of art [Bridge] Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? [Chorus] But don't change your hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine, stay Each day is valentine's day [Bridge] + [Chorus]