Sam Shaber - Bomb Threat in New Rochelle lyrics

Keep my plate warm in the oven Save me a piece of your pie Set the VCR to tape the evening news Keep those backrub fingers standing by 'Cause there's a bomb threat in New Rochelle Little brown box on the tracks What a situation, stuck in Grand Central Station And I don't know if I'm ever coming back They're reading the Journal in the aisles They're poppin' cold cold cans of Bud Gal in the window seat's got a collie between her knees And it's drooling on that guy in the Armani duds There's a bomb threat in New Rochelle Little brown box on the tracks What a situation, stuck in Grand Central Station And I don't know if I'm ever coming back And it really shouldn't surprise me, the way this week has been Felt like I could never catch my breath Still, all the same, it would be an awful shame To miss out on tomorrow on account of d**h At least this car is air-conditioned Hell, at least I'm sitting down And though my right leg is pressed up against my neighbor's He looks so fine, I might not mind sticking around 'Cause there's a bomb threat in New Rochelle Little brown box on the tracks What a situation, stuck in Grand Central Station And I don't know if I'm ever coming back