She was blessed with a knack for giving bad advice He's got five thumbs on his left hand five more on his right Well the mom left home with the super market clerk but His dad was only jealouse cause the kid had work And the boy stays home all day 'cause of paranoia He's got kung fu grooves that can never be imitated She's got a fashion queen walk and she wears her blue jeans faded He's got moves with the puck that we've never ever seen And his girlfriends 22 and he's just 17 And she's gives advice that'll ease your paranoia And we all need someone to save our souls 'Cause the next time could be mine, could be yours 'Cause the next time could be mine, could be yours 'Cause the next time could be mine, could be yours 'Cause the next time could be mine, could be yours