Sam Huntington - Dates lyrics

I'll poison myself slowly So it won't show up on the autopsy At this rate I'll run out of candy And I'll have to eat dates And I hate dates Fell face first on the concrete Hope you are thinking about me Smashed my teeth Laid naked on a side street And I ate dates I'll get my beauty rest Where you left me On the concrete I'll smash out all my own teeth I'll dress up real pretty But I dont want to go on I don't want to go on dates