It's a magical phase I'm going through But it means so little without you Hold my hand and we'll feel better Let's go outside as the sky goes redder Other girls don't do it this way And you knew it otherwise why would you have stayed All the things that the world keeps bringing They're very nice but they just mean nothing Oh - I loved you so But now I'm back on my feet My life is really sweet So don't come begging for more Cos all I'll do is slam the door No - you've sunk too low She's got a wardrobe to please Thinks you're the bee's knees And she may have a pretty purr But I'm a size more woman than her It's a magical phase I'm going through Never been so happy without you Her eyes are blue but her lipstick's faded Her teeth are nice but her skin is jaded She's got a front but I'll tell you this much Underneath is a token cleavage Got to steer round her lips while kissing And that's no joke cos her lips are missing Oh - I wish you'd go After all you got a girl But now you know full well That she can't even count to three So who's sorry now, well not me Oh - I wish she'd go She's got a taster for you Loves all that you do But you can't rest your head in her curves Cos I'm a size more woman than her .....