Did somebody change the channel? I left it on thirteen The president will explain this all to me I don't need a fitness trainer To be all that I can be This little remote is all I really need That's how we like it! They target a destination We watch it disappear Don't you think it's time we had another beer? The lines of communication Are always the first to go They've done it again The patriots stole the show That's how we like it! Chorus: When we get bored We watch a war on my TV And I'm surrounded by my friends And that's how we like it! When we get bored We watch a war on live TV We never know how it will end And that's how we like it! Repeat Chorus