There've been some smash and grab burglaries In this town Took what they could find And they got kicks out of it Everytime The perfect crime And with the cherubic swines Only waiting for the right move to show Hey you beautiful ba*tards we're fooling The sons of the neighbourhood The perfect crime [Chorus:] Tell everyone that we always have round the clock service Go tell everyone that we steal and never show mercy Tell everyone we are now taking care of your brother Let's take your skin Let's take your skin And they're been some smash and grab Burglaries in this town The bloodhounds couldn't bark 'cause they never left some mark So very professional Perfect crime ::Chorus:: As we're playing this wonderful game Here's to all of you trying to understand We get kicks out of smelling our own breath Our own breath ::Chorus::