Sage - The DangerZone lyrics

[verse 1] Yo I'm the type of person with a misguided purpose And violent urges of going to the hospitals and fighting vermin after spilling gasoline on the floor Throwing a match and igniting surface I'm pickpocketing b**hes at the airport and slipping knives in purses when the timings perfect I tend to be reciting verses tight as virgins but on the side I'm writing a legitimate guide for hermits Drunk in the backseat of a car with homies The ride is swervin' To an extent, yes - I'm nice-a**ertive but for the role of someone to give a f** I'm a highly unlikely person I'll attend your wedding and strangle your soon-to-be wife with curtains The tides are turnin' when your eyes are burnin', you're cryin', cursin', and you're fried n' hurtin' from the bars that I keep behind the furnace I have an absurd array of words to say YOU HEARD THAT HE'S RUDE? This is personal proof He'll walk up to the n***as at lunch and burp in their food then slap the lunch lady with a purse-full of spoons while she's stirring the soup n' force-feed her detergent and juice Disturbingly serving it through a burgundy tube.. Then the next thing you know, the person he's HURTING IS YOU and leaving a permanent bruise so they can barely confirm that it's you in the emergency room I'll hit a nurse with a broom and a surgeon or two while I'm searchin' for you IN FACT - the words that I choose are worse than abuse I'm the fisherman who cut a serpent in two Retrieved the pieces then wrapped it up in curtains imbued with circular runes n' traded it to north-western Buddhist merchants for goons.. No shirt and no shoes, interrupting sermons at two.. [cheering]