Sage Francis - Not What I Am lyrics

f** this sage francis f*ggot sh** Is this hip hop or a starbucks coffee shop This is xaul zan, I'll show you how I do it in my neck of the woods It's like... You don't have to write a poem I guess I just hate MCs who act like they're groggy Grab the microphone And resuscitate the life of the party I got a right to be co*ky The girlies want me bad Throw my blows and hockey dads give me herpes I'll be mad You turkeys lolly-gag, emitting the worst stench I got your mommy gagged And she's sitting on my workbench Handed her a wrench I let her work my nuts a bit To have her thirst quenched Yeah I let her take another sip For the f** of it I freaked the funk on 45s Silly s**ers think I'll sit just listening to all their jive I'm the sort of guy to cook your family fix for dinner I'll make your daughter cry when she wakes up With some fingers in her Listen to lynyrd skinner I'll sell your pretty heart Now let's tittyf** while I get naked like iggy pop She sees my mini-co*k She wants no small man Runnin around the city block, yellin out... It's Xaul Zan! I sip from a tall can and take big gulps The dodgeball champ, I'm the reason why your kid sulks Feeding the sh** out adults Ripping the deeds to your house And I'ma f** you in your face till you bleed out your mouth Smooth, not what I am Rough....Xaul Zan Smooth, not what I am Rough....Xaul Zan