I was walking down the street, when a lady caught my eye As I walked right by her, she said, 'Ooooh, my, oh my!' 'If you step this way, boy, I'll give it to you free' I said, 'I'll think about it', and you know what she said to me? 'I need a little white boy 'And I feel that you're the type, boy 'I need a little white boy 'And you sure are lookin' right, boy' I said, 'Now wait a minute, you're comin' on too strong 'I got a feelin' you're a lady of the night, but you know I could be wrong' She said, 'Awe, come on, son, you got to learn how to relax 'And even if I was one, wouldn't charge you any tax!' I woke up the next morning, and I knew that I'd gone wrong I had to find a way to warn you, that's why I wrote this song If you ever come across a lady who's givin' up for free I advise you to stay away, 'cause she's got some kind of disease