Sacha Baron Cohen - O Kazakhstan lyrics

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls Kazakhstan, number one exporter of pota**ium All other countries have inferior pota**ium Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool It's length thirty meter, width six meter Filtration system a marvel to behold It remove 80% of human solid waste Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan They very nosey people, with bone in their brain Kazakhstan, industry best in world We invented toffee and trouser belt Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region Except of course for Turkmenistan's Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown Come grasp mighty penis of our leader From junction with the testes to tip of its face!