S.n.f.u. - Mutated Dog lyrics

He has two heads and he has three legs He has no tail what a crying shame There is nothing for him to wag to let us know that he's happy Is he rabid? no. Is he rabid? no. Hey, I ought to know Is he playful? yes. Is he playful? yes. Or would you rather guess? Eats pitbulls for breakfast Eats pitbulls for breakfast and swallows them whole Mutated dog is my best friend He ate the teacher and the teacher's pet While running loose in the backyard he feeds on little kiddies arms He's my mutated dog He's really mean no harm.