S.n.f.u. - Bizarre Novelties lyrics

I find it hard to talk with a black ball in my mouth Impossible to fart with carrots up my a** My neighbors think I'm weird I do agree Whatever turns your crank Are you into bizarre novelties? I find it hard to walk with my thumbs screwed into the floor I travel to strange places when left alone I explore My neighbors think I'm sick I do agree Do not try this at home unless your into bizarre novelties