S.n.f.u. - Loser At Life/loser At d**h lyrics

Frustrated kid, he hated life Tried to end it with a bu*ter knife Didn't work, blade too dull So he hammered nails into his skull Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts Loser at d**h, what kind of d**h will he cheat next? Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at d**h! Still no luck, head too thick So he swallowed draino, but he just got sick Stepped into a speeding car Several bruises and a broken arm Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts Loser at d**h, what kind of d**h will he cheat next? Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at d**h! So he lit himself into flames What do you know? It went and rained Threw himself off of the bridge But it was the road he missed So he pointed a gun to his head Big surprise, still not dead Died one night in irony When his cat crawled on his face and fell asleep Loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts Loser at d**h, what kind of d**h will he cheat next? Loser at life, easy come, no easy go Loser at d**h!