[Hook: Big S] I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy [Verse 1: Yung $our] Ketchup gang, gang f** mustard, bang, bang Mustard that tastes good? Man, is that even a thing? Y'all thought it was over, it only just began I'm out here flying, like I'm Peter Pan Yo, f** mustard, f** mayo, even f** relish I be in the crib, having ketchup with your b**h I put ketchup all over her tits Ketchup is the best, man, that ain't no secret AR-15 and an AK-47 I'll run up on you like I'm Leo from Revenant Now DJ Mustard, what the f** is that name? Ketchup gang, gang, we don't play no games [Hook: Big S] I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy [Verse 2: Man Jan] Alright, ketchup is the best and everybody knows it Mustard tastes like crap, and French's really shows it Hellman's "real" mayonnaise is the fakest sh** out there All these other companies better stop, is that clear? Heinz is the best in the game and they know it I mean millions of sales and their ketchup really shows it They're so good they're makin' other condiments have anxieties Prolly 'cause they have 57 varieties Ain't no one as good as Heinz and don't let anyone tell you any different All these companies can't do sh** to Heinz man, they're just being ignorant Heinz is beating French's despite their best efforts I mean you can't blame Heinz, man, they're experts Heinz's plan is so revolutionary maaaaaan You'd think they're doofenshmirtz [Hook: Big S] I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy I'm a ketchup boy I'm a, I'm a ketchup boy I'm a ketchup boy You need to catch up, boy