Sexy Heroes - Postman lyrics

Went down to the kitchen to get myself a knife It's not to bu*ter my bread, oh no it's for my wife The other day I saw her banging my neighbour Mitch I don't like my wife, 'cause she's a stupid b**h Saw her banging the postman Saw her doing the milkman too Saw her play with the gardeners nozzle Then she did the construction crew Went to the garden shed to get my pruning sheers I don't have a hedge problem I'm gonna cut off her ears I've seen her without me having way too much fun When I get home tonight, I'm not gonna say I love you hun Saw her banging Winnie the Pooh Whilst fondling Tigger too She had a threesome with Aladdin And his stupid monkey Abu Saw her banging the postman Saw her doing the milkman too Saw her play with the gardeners nozzle Then she did the construction crew