There's no reason to do it and you shouldn't even try What's the point, do you really wanna die? You hit the water when you're going 35 Like Reggie Perrin you had to take the dive Cruising along on Portsmouth island Something prehistoric caught his eye Of course we had to turn around and figure out what it was Didn't know it'd change our lives Pulled to the right and we hit the water When we looked back it was too late We went into a spiral and I don't know what became Apparently its not all terrain There's no reason to do it and you shouldn't even try What's the point do you really wanna die You hit the water when you're going 35 Like Reggie Perrin you had to take the dive