Anime made me the man I am today I haven't seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey I will not conform, my life-size pillow-waifu keeps me warm Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form I will confront the social norms In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle p**n