Tonight has been a good night so far Sitting drinking in a house with no bars We've been snorting from left to right, I can't catch my breath Tell that story that you always tell us About that time where you almost got locked up Anxiously wait for the punch line I can't catch my breath ...cause I'm not really sure If I'm drunk anymore Dance it off Don't you think that we should stop? I wasn't sure if you were fun or not Let me take pictures on my phone? How do I look, or do I want to know? ...cause I'm not really sure If I'm drunk anymore Dance it off I must admit No car, no job–still k**in it Everybody online is winning it Am I the odd one out not feeling it? I'm k**in it, gettin it in Am I the only one that's trying to win? I'm digging holes while I'm filling them in I'm talking money like MAYBE Which one of these drinks will save me?