Rusher - Follow Him lyrics
[Verse 1: Example] She looked better in her MySpace profile, no smile Looking to the ground all obscure and docile Her hair was quite cool but her clothes were not Suppose we're all looking better when we're photoshopped She said "damn you're so much buffer in the flesh, you know? Would you sign my dress and all my CDs? Your show was well professional Say you ain't forgotten me from Nottingham, Thursday I'm really f**ing loving you but not in a nerd way" [Verse 2: Scroobius Pip] Now let me tell the tale of my very first stalker Not a lady but a man called Damian Walker I get a six foot bloke with a bad crew cut While others get hot girls that just want to Damian on MySpace will message me each day After a week there became very little left to say Then he said "we should maybe meet up at the show I've gotta show you something you're gonna love, I just know" [Hook: Example (Scroobius Pip) x2] She followed me home, she followed me home She's seen me once and now she'll never leave me alone (Don't follow me, no, don't follow me, no) (If I see you at a show, I'll grab my mic and I'll go) [Verse 3: Example] Then she pulls out her ticket stubs, shoves them in my hand I say "yeah, that's wicked love, you really are a fan" She'd seen me with Hadouken!, The Rifles and The Streets Clearly she was eager but she still seemed sweet She said "ok, Mr Gleave, can you sign my dress?" But as I went to write my name, she pulled out her breast I stared at her tit and then froze She had a tattoo of my face with her nipple in the middle as my nose [Verse 4: Scroobius Pip] That's an opening line that'll make you shiver Then a week later you find your corpse washed up on a river I didn't wanna read on but I had no choice So now I read each line in a more menacing voice He said "you see, I've got your lyrics tattooed on my hip Now that proves, I'm the number one fan of you, Pip I'm gonna get some more done, but this time even bigger On my neck, under the tattoo of the swastika [Hook] [Verse 5: Example] Ha, ok, that's a real nice picture I must say that I'm flattered that my head's on your tit, uh I didn't wanna tell her but I thought she was nast and a s*ut Saw her arms and I noticed some cuts She said "ah, don't worry, the scars have faded I tried to k** myself when I heard you had a lady" I signed her bust, grabbed my Moby and wrote "Shiner, call a bodyguard and get me a quote" [Verse 6: Scroobius Pip] He said "I love that you're a part of the rise in white rap With Mike Skinner, Example, Plan B and Just Jack I can understand what you say and I'm happy with that We've made the genre our own, but we ain't giving it back" Now was I more offended that he only liked my music cause I'm white Or cause he seemed to think that me and Just Jack were alike? I messaged back saying "I don't really need your props, user" Clicked send, moved the mouse and then just clicked block user [Hook] Well to be fair, mine was quite fit actually, I probably would've banged her (I don't know what you're complaining about mate, mine was a ma**ive racist, was rubbish)