RuPaul - Read U Wrote U (Ellis Miah Mix) lyrics

[Intro: RuPaul] Lookie here.. Listen up... I'm the one, oh! [Verse 1: Alaska Thunderf**] Hey, girls, my name's Alaska I got a tiny little question to ask ya Who's that b**h that's on the top? Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop! You're born naked, the rest is drag But your face just needs a paper bag Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul Line 'em up, front to back I'm sendin' b**hes home like a heart attack Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket! I'll read you down beneath the ground Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown? Legacy, remember my name 'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame! [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you You've been read [Chorus: RuPaul] I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one [Verse 2: Detox] Detox comin' at you with a slow verse I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first k**in' b**hes so hard need a pink hearse I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime I see you whinin' and cryin'; take that to Lifetime So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme You can't stand me? I don't blame you If Ru's number 1, then I'm number 2 You disagree? Well, that's on you Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you D to the E to the T to the O to the- Hold it!... X Naomi Campbell-ing the hoes to the crown, next! [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you You've been read [Chorus: RuPaul] I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one [Verse 3: Katya] Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova But your dad just calls me Katya I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair Always keep 'em coming back for more You're a basic a** hoe and it's your time to go So b**h let me show you the door Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid; The only high cla** Russian who*e I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress That's a rash, not a herpes sore Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets Baby, are you ready for this Cold War? Katya Zamolodchikova [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you You've been read [Chorus: RuPaul] I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one [Verse 4: Roxxxy Andrews] I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here Was a b**h on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream I have to get this right so you don't waste your time Not like my comedy, I'm k**ing on this rhyme I'm gonna show you what I can do You're going crazy and seeing two It's not my fault, you can't blame my game All these other hoes, but they're all the same [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you You've been read [Chorus: RuPaul] I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one I'm the one, one, one I'm- I'm the one [Outro: RuPaul] Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I- Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you