Here ye here ye Ladies and lady boys Let the story time commence! Unlike any other story told before Beginning with 1 and now with 4 The House of Edwards left the children gagging for more With only a dream these queens had a plan To entertain the world so sickening just as they can With a legacy so divine a family slain the force 'til the end of time Power of 1 the gig has just begun (Alyssa: Oh she really came that way) The power of 2 added the new (Shangela: I said WHAT!) The power of 3 is destined to be (Laganja: Yes gawd Honey) The power of 4 has opened the door (Gia: ABOs*utELY) (Alyssa): Welcome to the Ball of them All! (RuPaul): Category is...Bring it to the runway (Alyssa): Gurl this is like the gay academy (Rupaul & Alyssa) Category is... Sickening (Alyssa): Here we go gurls Everybody to the dance floor now! (Cha cha cha cha cha cha boom! x4) Laganja: Yes gawd honey Alyssa: When I step into the light they say oh sickening Mariah: Mariah has come to werk (feel like p**y feel like honey x2) Rupaul: If im the treat then you the trick like a scratch that needs to itch Alyssa: Slay Destroy Demolish Can you rewind that back for a minute (im in the beat) Rupaul: Commence shake down... I am the UFO United Funk Official commanding you to bust a move or suffer with my missile no harm is my intention but if you disobey my wrath must stop all booty pop and blow this world away I bring the beat, I bring the beat, I bring the beat, I bring the beat 5...4...3...2...1.. Work work wor wor wor work work work work x3 Langanja may I borrow your phone? T.S. its me I need you to step your pu**y power up tonight how soon can you get here T.S: Is it on? Is this b****h recording? Why don't you drop it like a hot potato they never teeter like she darth vader she know nothing about the t**ng know beause when she get low she hit low