Run D.M.C. - You Be Illin' lyrics

Jay scratching the intro Scratch 1 Scratch 2 Scratch 3 Scratch 4 Scratch [Verse 1: (One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny Went up to the front with a menu and his money He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?" The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac! Hook You be illin' 4x Verse 2 Scratch (To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J Front row seat (in free!) no pay Radio in hand, snacks by feet Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!" You be illin' Hook Verse 3 The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party Drunk as a skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?" She smelt your breath and then she left you standin' in your illin' Stance You be illin' Hook Verse 4 (For) dinner, you ate it, there is none left It was salty, with bu*ter and it was def You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood But homes you did not read it was a can of dog food! You be illin' Repeat Talkin' 'bout my mom!? Talkin' 'bout my mom!?