Rucka Rucka Ali - I Know A Black Guy lyrics

[Intro:] I know a black guy! No, no, no, it's true! [Verse 1:] Oh yeah, I know a black guy Knowing a black guy makes me cool But I better watch out, what I say around him If that one word accidentally slips out, he'll probably shoot me But, I'm so excited, I know a black guy (I know a black guy) He loves hot sauce, must have hot sauce He'll eat hot sauce with whatever it's on Especially some chicken wings (Chicken wings) He loves him some clothes, must have new clothes He'll buy a coat for whatever it costs And wears his pants around his kneeees [Hook:] He got some gold teeth And drives a Hummer He says "My white friend, won't you come commit a little crime?" He says we're homies He calls me brother He is my black friend, felon seven times I know a black guy [Verse 2:] Ohh, when he tells me about all the times his a** has been locked in jail All you crackers better watch out, because I know a black guy And he owns a Nextel too, cause he's gotta call his b**h He says I gotta keep sleepin around, but I can't live without her And he loves him Jesus, must have Jesus That's that one dude who's dead on a cross And his bills are paid? Nevermind And he loves him his gun, must have his gun He takes a gun with, wherever he goes Cause cappin fools ain't not no crime [Hook:] He got a gold piece, and loves some trouble He knocks out white kids, cause he's tryin'a do a little time He says we're homies He calls me brother He is my black friend, felon seven times I know a black guuuuy [Verse 3:] And if a girl is white, don't worry he'll bone it And everything that he's got, best believe that he stole it He gon' steal my car, ain't no doubt about it You know, ain't never got no weed He always askin me for weeeed "Know what I mean man? Real talk man!- I don't mind smokin you up once in a while- But every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen smokin my pot!- Man, wa**up!?" [Hook:] He got a gold piece, and loves some trouble He says "My white friend, won't you come commit a little crime?" He got some gold teeth, and drives a Hummer He is my black friend, felon seven times I know a black guuuuyy He f**ed my motheeerrrr...