Rucka Rucka Ali - Rebecca's Black (High Day) lyrics

Everyday I wake up in the morning Smack my b**h, where's breakfast, b**h? Tell a b**h once, she goes cooks up some sh** b**h better not burn that sh** Which kinda drug should I get f**ed up with? Gotta get a buzz and I smoke Rocks Watch Good Morning America Smokin' my crack b**hes tryin' to f** me Ninjas tryin' to jump me b**h says "Yo man, I'm done Cookin up the meth..." It's High Day High Day Make-a-b**h-wait-outside day Everybody's smokin' on purple keef No cheap sh** High day High day Order-crack-online day Smoke coke and choke a b**h Cuz she be speakin' Smokin' me smokin' some CRACK Smokin' me smokin' I'M BLACK Blunts, guns, fun Ya know this weed is mixed with ecstasy b**h I get high and plant bombs on the highway Watch 'em blow up and I snort some white Blunts, guns, out in the sun I'm too stoned to choke a b**h Slap a b**h, smack a b**h Mix h**n with Special K Stop by Kindergarten To buy some f**in Ritalin b**hes tryin' to f** me Ninjas tryin' to jump me Gonna get my gun and shoot some Hippies in the chest.... It's high day High day Give-a-b**h-a-black-eye day Everybody's smoking on kush and keepin the streets clean High day High day Chill-with-a-black-guy day Clean off your h**n needle With some bleach, yeah Smokin' me smoking some CRACK Smokin' me smoking I'M BLACK Blunts, guns, fun You know this needle has some HIV on it Yes, Justin Beaver's gay (No I'm not, since when is Bi gay?) We We We getting high, kids We getting high, b**h We got a eightball of c**aine Tommorrow I go back to bein' a Public school teacher I'm be getting high for all of today... (This song needs somebody BLACK!) b**h a**, ho' a**, trick a** ninja! Push you out the window like Chris Brown Smack a b**h in the mouth like Chris Brown When I'm done with a b**h I piss brown(Woo!) You heard-a 9/11? That was me That Columbine bullsh**? That was me You wanna f** around in Iraq with me? I leave you pa**ed out covered in crap and pee! High Day High Day Make-a-b**h-wait-outside day Everybody's smokin' on purple keef No cheap sh** High day High day Order-crack-online day Smoke coke and choke a b**h Cuz she be speakin' Smokin' me smokin' some CRACK Smokin' me smokin' I'M BLACK Blunts, guns, fun Ya know this weed is mixed with ecstasy b**h everybody show them titties C'mon c'mon everybody now Yo titties now Everybody now C'mon c'mon Everybody show me yo titties now