Rucka Rucka Ali - Ring A Ding Dong lyrics

I know how it feels to be left out And that's what bein' Black is all about Something's always goin' wrong And that's why I'm rappin' this song I grew up livin' in the Hood It was always bad, it was never good I couldn't even hardly go outside Where we heard gunshots, we had to hide Not like we could have called the cops They'd beat our a**es and plant some Rocks Police never cut us slack If you ask me it's cause we're Black Man, it's hard livin' in the streets Ain't never got nothin' to drink or eat Lucky if we got some Ramen and Kool-Aid We don't get food stamps till next Tuesday And even If I had a little bit of money Somebody would snatch it and take off running No place for me to get a job Everywhere I work keep gettin' robbed I guess that's why I started sellin' Coke Hey! It's better than bein' broke Dealin' on the corner Day and Night I can finally afford those shoes I like Got some hubcaps on my [?] And I could get a haircut whenever I want one Everybody knew that I'm the man When I roll up, you can hear me sayin' A ring a ding dong, I'm number one I'm the number one pimp livin' under the Sun A ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy Got a gun and I'm red hot, ready to run A boom shaka lac, I'm on the clock Gonna dance and sing and swing a little bit of Rock I'm hippidy hoppin' 'till the day is done I don't rap for the money, I just wanna have fun One day I was sitting out With my boy Eggnog, just chilling out Talkin' 'bout stuff like Basketball When his phone started ringin', he was gettin' a call He hung up the phone and said yo, there's trouble I said well, I'm down to bust a cap or a couple We got up to leave when a car pulled up A four-seat convertible ride with five s*uts One of them ladies was lookin' real fine With big ol' titties and a round behind I told Eggnog yo, that one's mine He said Rucka! You out your mind?! I said what's wrong? Look she flirting Yeah but the only problem is SHE DIRTY Ali, don't bone her! I don't give a sh** if ya got a bo-ner! And that's when things got kinda heavy Cause all them girls pulled out a Machete They started to shoot Eggnog and me We got the feeling it was time to leave We ran off and said well, that was fun I don't know 'bout you but let's smoke a blunt We got real high, it felt real good Cause it was just another day in the Hood A ring a ding dong, I'm number one I'm the number one pimp livin' under the Sun A ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy Got a gun and I'm red hot, ready to run A boom shaka lac, I'm on the clock Gonna dance and sing and swing a little bit of Rock I'm hippidy hoppin' 'till the day is done I don't rap for the money, I just wanna have fun A ring a ding dong, I'm number one I'm the number one pimp livin' under the Sun A ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy Got a gun and I'm red hot, ready to run A boom shaka lac, I'm on the clock Gonna dance and sing and swing a little bit of Rock I'm hippidy hoppin' 'till the day is done I don't rap for the money, I just wanna have fun Yeah! Hip hop music! All day and all night! You can dance to it Or just move your head! Soon everybody's gonna be Listenin' to this, man! Even White people! But then it'll go too far And rap will get kinda gay Not that there'll be anything wrong with that Being gay will be pretty much accepted by everyone Except us Black people Kind of ironic, huh?